I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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