please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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