i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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