Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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