just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
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fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
My dick has a subreddit
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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