I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Randomize