pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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