So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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