CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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