Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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