I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm too high and old for this...
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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