let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
try to milk me bitch
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