Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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