I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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