I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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