Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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