Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
there is puke in my bra ... again
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