The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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