Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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