I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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