I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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