So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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