i jhust puked up my retainher.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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