The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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