...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Go christen that room with your naked body.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
