You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
where am i from again
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
