I'm gonna have a badass scar
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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