im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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