He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
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What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It's blow job season.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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