weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
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I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow