YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.