sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I didn't notice because vodka