why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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