I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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