Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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