no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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