with your own penis?
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
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And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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