somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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