yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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