Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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