Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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