Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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