Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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