Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
The Olympian is in my bed
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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