Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I want to be your penis for a week.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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