question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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