Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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