i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
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just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated