this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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