I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.