Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.