Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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