I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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