I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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