We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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