I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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