what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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