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how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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